paper cobra

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage

I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.

by King s a l a m I May 24, 2022

past papers

The absolute hell of your revision, you're probably procrastinating doing one right now and have it sitting in front of you. People claim its the best way to practice but because of fucking AQA (search for AQA) they are completely different to what you'll sit when you're in that sweaty fucking exam hall with 200 depressed kids.

Teacher: Do these past papers for homework
Student: Fuck right off they're fucking stupid

by @theinterdiction May 29, 2017

paper titties

A girl's boobs when she stuffs her bra.

Guy #1: She has nice boobs
Guy #2: No, those are paper titties

by pseudonym54563563 March 30, 2015

Dimes And Paper

A song made by Big AK Horizontal

Yo yo are you the creator of dimes and paper

by Big AK Horizontal October 24, 2023

Paper Person

Paper person is someone who is trusted and well liked, and unexpectedly turns out to be a creep. And then looking back at them realizing the clues are obvious (plural: Paper People)

Boyinaband is such a paper person

by omenus November 29, 2022

Toilet paper

Something no one has in this Covid-19 pandemic

Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!

Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020

by Boigetyosneakersoffmycarpetri April 13, 2020

Paper slut

Someone who has uncontrollable urges to write or draw and has no qualms about using any near by surface.

Anne: Damn it! James gave in to his paper slut urges and used up all the napkins again!

James: What was I supposed to do? I was out of notebooks!

by cubnake September 14, 2015