by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019

Absolute massive dong makes all the ladies scream with his huge dong, he has the biggest dong and nobody can resist his massive bulge
his penis is like a religious cult, his dong is life he his the definition of dong
his penis is like a religious cult, his dong is life he his the definition of dong
by SEXYIESMANALIVE December 1, 2021

Owen Taylor is the pinnacle of mankind. He pulls multiple girls at once, and is superior to anyone else around him at basketball. Not to mention that Owen Taylor’s meat is to die for (coming from personal experience). If your name is Owen Taylor, you are most likely smart in school, but can act a little autistic outside of school.
Person 1: Who’s that good looking dude?
Person 2: That must be Owen Taylor because I don’t know anyone else who looks as good as he does.
Person 2: That must be Owen Taylor because I don’t know anyone else who looks as good as he does.
by $28383&383@3! April 17, 2023

he is so tall he is blonde he is a hockey player he has blue eyes and is a cutie he looks like a good with those lucious golden locks god damn he is so cool
by Amirthew HausDonald May 31, 2022

A cunt who steals your rocket league goals in spike rush by touching you as soon as you get into the goal
Fuck that guy, he's such an Owen.
by DaddyFach October 29, 2020

This segsy mothafocka is a hung and valuable asset in your life. Often a good carpenter and extremely honest friend he will sometimes risk offending people or being misunderstood in order to achieve truth.
by Shlong doctor 23 February 12, 2022
