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Friend: Who is “Woke Slaps”
Me: Dat nigga
by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019
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"Woke" describes anyone who understands the following...
If a white person participates in a different culture, that's called cultural appropriation.
If a white person doesn't participate in a different culture, that's called non-inclusive.
If a white person moves into a neighborhood populated by minorities, that's called gentrification.
If a white person moves out of a neighborhood populated by minorities, it's called white flight.
If a white person pays attention to skin color, that's called racism.
If a white person doesn't pay attention to skin color, that's called ignoring racism.

Basically "woke" means understanding white people can't do anything good simply because they were born with white skin.
Yo, I'm woke enough to see that cracker ain't nothing. Black pride!

Y'all need to get woke! That white lady be sellin' pot stickers. That's cultural appropriation! we need to shut her business down!
by lifestudent101 November 26, 2020
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Sarah: OMG I'm so woke about blm and gay rights.

Jeremy(cuck): did you here Stephen isn't woke.

Sarah: Stephen I can't believe this, you're so offensive!

Stephen(alpha): Fuck off, the both of youse!
by CUNTY FUCKING BALLS September 20, 2022
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These days if you're not considered racist enough you get called "woke," which is apparently considered an insult -- at least, the racists think it's insulting. The rest of us, not so much.
He thinks minority groups have rights just like us.
He is so woke!
by Pale Tiger May 24, 2023
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Gay awakening; to realize one’s gayness
John woke last year, turns out he’s pan.
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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A word to define a weak and feeble, gender neutral, halloumi/avocardo munching southern softie that has no right to exist.
I am woke. Please abuse me and beat me to a pulp as soon as you see me.
by Dick Wad 666 December 16, 2024
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A group of people with no brain supporting terror in the name of liberalism without having a clue about anything in their life besides tik tok. People who learn history from tik tok videos. Woke movement was abducted by stupid young adults with purple hair that burned all their brain cells.
by Bar b92 December 28, 2023
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