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mamma minestra

Mamma minestra is the most sexy mom that exists! She's a soup. Don't fuck with her, she could punch you in the face, or spank your ass With one of her children
Mamma Minestra
by calspeachybaby March 19, 2017
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Missouri Mineshaft

When the male fingers the female with very sharp fingernails, so bits and pieces of the inner vagina comes out. The male then eats these pieces while screaming about gold.
Person 1: hey hows the wife
Person 2: not good. I tried the Missouri Mineshaft last night
Person 1: im calling the police
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
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Emotional Minesweeper

Emotional Minesweeper is a situation in which you are unable to predict how a person will react to your actions or statements. In this situation, you may "step on an emotional landmine" and be blindsided by the person you're interacting with "blowing up" at you. It's so unexpected that they misinterpret your confusion for a lack of empathy, adding fuel to the fire.

To avoid putting someone in Emotional Minesweeper, evaluate whether or not they could have predicted that their words or actions would have hurt you. It's generally safer to ask if they have relevant context, and explain how you feel to them in a way they can understand. Generally, if people know how you feel and why you feel that way, they will do their best to be supportive and respectful. More often than not, people don't know they're doing anything wrong.

A popular synonym is "walking on eggshells."
"Hey are you doing ok?"
"I could be better. I've been playing Emotional Minesweeper with my mom all weekend, and it's taking a toll on me."
"That's not good. Does she even tell you what you did wrong?"
"She never tells me until after I make the mistake, and she always rages hard about it."
"Dude, you should probably talk to the school counselor. This sounds like abuse, and they may be able to give you resources to help you navigate the situation."
"You sound way too smart for a high-schooler."
"This isn't real, John. We're an example in an Urban Dictionary definition."
by Majestical Discomfort May 7, 2024
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Minecraft Mineshaft

Refers to a woman’s cooch, typically used to riz up a chick or to say you fucked someone’s chick.
Def 1- Sup baby. Maybe tonight you can let me in your Minecraft mineshaft.

Def 2- yo nick I got in yo girls Minecraft mineshaft the other day. Accidentally left some XP.
by Extendo Glock November 21, 2024
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Chain Minester

Chain Minester can be anything and everything, or even nothing. Positive or negative, it can be Chain Minester, it just needs to be said.
"I am feeling very Chain Minester about this."
"Wow, that is very Chain Minester of you."
"We should go out and Chain Minester later tonight, what do you think?"
by small pox fan 123 October 8, 2025
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mikes laneway

a group of laneways in toronto that have been extremely vandalised and tagged up. large groups of teenagers meet here to smoke, drink, and hide/sell stolen goods.
Man 1: "yo, we 'bout to go down to mikes laneway and get smashed, you wanna come?"
Man 2: "yeye, i need to sell this ipod i just stole"
by Vlademir December 12, 2008
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mikespeed

One increment of speed or velocity above that of absolute zero.
"We have to leave in five minutes and you're going mikespeed?
by Villiam83 May 28, 2008
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