South London Special

about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib

Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.

by JonMadden March 10, 2023

London Bomber

When a Scottish man meets up with a London man and has coitus right there on the street, after the vigorous intercourse the london man shits into the scottish man's mouth and runs off into the sunset.

I heard Ben just did a London Bomber

by Ben "Dick Sucker" Tosh April 14, 2023

London Bridge

A London Bridge can only exist with 4 people; 2 sets of tits (specifically nipple to nipple, nipple to nipple), and the two bridge crossers create the bridges by lining up the sets of tits and having the crossers do two each on opposite sides. The closeness this bridge creates is palpable and full of enjoyment!

Me and my girl, Macey are ready, let’s take our tops off and start the party with a London Bridge!

by Greenlowtops March 22, 2025

london

A dumb guy who is very gay

London is a fagot

by mattlondonbrin March 2, 2020

Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos

Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.

by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024

london tube

An uncircumcised British men's "old man."

That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!

So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!

by Seattle White Thunder December 3, 2015

Londoner

Someone who is from London, or who lives in London

"Is this what Londoners are like!?"

by Freddieisafurryconfirmed March 27, 2023