Lads and Cunts

Lads and Cunts

I’m loving this FA cup final. I hope the lads beat the cunts; I’ve supported them all my life. Ultimately it’s immaterial who wins, it’s just a victory for the beautiful game that is “lads and cunts”, the UK’s national sport.

by Labrador Dog Puppy May 14, 2022

Lad

Irish and British slang. Can be used in a a variety of ways. Generally used a substitute for friend or man.

Person 1: Well lad, Whats the Craic?
Person 2: Nothing much.

Person 1: Did you see Joe yesterday?
Person 2: Ya I did, he's some lad.

by ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLJIHGFEDCBA October 8, 2017

AYUP LAD

A GREETING COMMONLY USED IN YORKSHIRE ENGLAND.

“AYUP LAD HOWS YOUR DAY GOING?”

by Reb 🦛 March 23, 2021

The 'lad' that time forgot

When a male member of the older generation commits an act or says something which is defined by younger peers as what an absolute 'Lad' would say/do.

"Your Dad is so funny, he should come out with us more often!"
"I know, right? He's like The 'lad' that time forgot!"

"You know, back in my day boys, I was considered a bit of a ladykiller!"
"Alright, don't big yourself up 'lad' that time forgot!"

by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013

LF Lad

the most real rapper of all time, with hit singles like LJ Trenches and Main bitch getting more than 0.63 streams on spotify.

"did you listen to LF Lad?"
no, I like my ears.

by oofiehxyz October 24, 2023

Lad

A young male person.
Modern British & Australian Definition: a good manly bloke.
Sydney Definition: Wannabe skinny thug, similar to eshay.

"Hes only a wee lad" - Young male

"Yeah but what about Johnno?"
"Oh yeah, he's an absolute lad." - Good fella

"Oi ya lad. I'll fuk you up" - Wannabe skinny thug

by dennooo January 31, 2023

Lad

A small annoying Lego thing.

It is summoned whenever you say the phrase 'Am I right lads, or am I right lads!'

Beware of the zOmBiE lAd

Giraffe: Am I right lads or am I right lads?
Lad: YoU aRe rIgHt lAd!

by Gender less dude June 13, 2019