juan chi

That one kizzy glizzy ----- nonsense. Also, he drinks iced coffee with Immobile, plain bagels with Mahrez, and drinks slurpies with the ambassador of Finland.

Hey ambassador of Finland, have you seen Juan Chi this ebening?

Yes, we had Slurpee, gang gang.

by donte_donte November 27, 2021

Xavier School San Juan

It’s a terrible school that’s next to another school with female retards. They made us use mdm bro…

I hate Xavier School San Juan

by Walahi June 18, 2024

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

Juan's mom

Really hot

Bro Fredrick, did you see that girl? She's just like Juan's mom.

by themanthemyththemanny October 6, 2023

Juan

Causing absolute chaos with minor decisions (also not being able to read maps of any kind)

Damn I just really pulled a Juan

by Sasquatch117 March 27, 2025

The Juan Percent

Rich Latino people

Look at that Latino guy driving a Mercedes. He must be part of the Juan Percent.

by User8 October 19, 2024

Papi Juan

Papa John's with Mexicans and Niggers

Yo dawg did you go to Papi Juan's and see that nigger is the owner.

by UncleNiggerJim69 June 16, 2018