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Joey McIntyre

A singer who first received fame by being one fifth of the iconic boyband, “New Kids On The Block”. He was best known as being the young /cute member, and went on to have decent luck at a solo career. Joe Mac brings humor and passion to the music industry.
A : “Joey McIntyres eyes are so beautiful!”
B : “I know! That baby blue color never gets old!”
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Hot Joey

Hey Steve, let's go to that sandwich place and get some Hot Joey's for lunch.
by ldc232 February 22, 2022
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Joey's Mom

Joey's mom once had a train ran on her with George Lucas, Kevin Smith, and Gary Busey.
It happened. I saw Joey's mom. I was holding the camera.
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Joey Gray

The most muscular man to ever walk the earth, and he climbs walls like a monkey. He is cute beyond measure and everyone loves him. Whenever you are feeling down, just talk to Joey! He will brighten your day with his upbeat spirit and kind and loving words. He gets all the ladies because he's the most respectful guy ever. If you ever find a Joey don't let go of him, you will regret it.
Yena: OMG did you hear what Joey Gray said

Avery: I bet it was something nice!

Alice: he said i was beautiful!

Nick: OMG me too
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Joey Jordison

Mediocre-at-best drummer for NU METAL band Slipknot, who, despite not having any particularly exceptional talent, is heralded as "the fastest drummer ever" by Slipknot's legions of cretinous fans.

I mean, compared to other Nu Metal drummers, he's pretty good, but considering the Nu Metal genre as a whole, that isn't saying much.

I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Fastest drummer EVER? I don't think so.

For all those who remain unconvinced, check out Cryptopsy's None So Vile album. While it's almost guaranteed that nearly every run-of-the-mill Mallcore/Nu Metal kid will lack the capacity to appreciate cryptopsy's excellence, just focus on the drumming. If that doesn't eliminate this absurd conception that Joey Jordison is even close to ranking amongst the world's fastest drummers, then I don't think anything will.
Just go on youtube and search "Flo Mounier Rehearsing Phobophile." I would link directly to it but this asshole website won't let me.

So, there you have it. A rehearsal take from Phobophile, one of the songs on the aforementioned Cryptopsy album, None So Vile.

If, when compared against Joey Jordisons drumming, you still think that Joey's faster, then there's something wrong with you.

As an amusing side-note, not so long ago I heard a couple of Slipknot fans talking about how Joey was, in fact, the fastest drummer in the world... I just chuckled.
by Wormaldson July 11, 2009
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Joey Orgler

Who can only be described as despicable and amazingly alive mistakes of afterbirth, Joey Orgler((s) when including both 2 & 3) are terroristic posters on the website herein. Common spoutings of this (these) delinquent(s) include the subjugation of inner-city gang culture, the overexposure of sexual slang (both mainstream and the really hardcore shiiiihh) and the constant verbal berating of the professional wrestlers John Cena and David Bautista.
Did yall juss' see ol' Joey Orgler optimize that mother? Shit, dawg, GTFO.
by Joey Orgler 4 February 5, 2008
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