Jazz Musician

A person who puts a $500 horn in their $500 car, and drives 50 to play at a concert that charges $5 per ticket

Jazz musicians are poor

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR February 28, 2021

Moody Jazz

the retarded and fucked up way of saying the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure stand "Moody Blues"

"I just drew Moody Jazz"
"It's Moody blues you retard"

by Pneumonological February 12, 2025

jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.

Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?

by mrjimmybookies January 24, 2024

jazz jackrabbit

the first fornite ever

person 1: "oh boy i cant wait to play jazz jackrabbit"

person 2: "im going to kill you if you play fortnite in my vicinity£"

by MEGQUESTER24 December 14, 2022

jazz jackrabbit

fornite 1

pperson 1 (hopef): oh boy i cant wait to play jazz jackrabbit at home on my fornite epic compute pc ep gayimer
person 2: Dont play fornite in vicintiy of me!£

by MEGQUESTER24 December 14, 2022

bump that jazz

A more polite, southern way of saying fuck that shit

I was going to make an appearance Friday at my friends party but I found out my crazy ex was going and I was like bump that jazz, I'm hitting the bar with co-workers.

by ChrisFnP February 21, 2014

great jazz

To lie or over exaggerate that mess outta somthin.

That is great jazz on my mova boy

by Great jazz December 11, 2016