Skip to main content

Helena

The capital of the State of Montana.......... It is also one of the smallest media markets in the nation. After hitting some research via google images.

This place needs a makeover; it needs some Manhattanization. Sucks to be an aspiring journalist cause you are most likely to start your career in this place!

Better off in NY or LA or Chicago or Boston, at least there are many things to do compared to the Montana capital Helena.

It needs the following to be be the next "NYC" in the future and same goes w/ Billings, Missoula, Pocatello ID, Jackson MS, Dothan AL, Fargo ND, Minot ND, etc. Just by looking at images of these places it isnt that charming. This is just my opinion!

NFL,MLB,NHL,NBA and MLS teams

Great nightlife and scenery

skyscrapers galore.

world famous 24-7 Transit systems

Fashion weeks, fashion shows and lots of entertainment

Super diverse communities and neighborhoods
Helena: the definition says it all....
by citylifelovin December 19, 2011
mugGet the Helena mug.

hellonearth

There is a place thats weather is hotter then hell.. And it is Fresno.. HELLonEARTH!!.. along with alot of marijuana and meth and bro's/hoe's/people who play dress up and call themselves cowboys/girls.. dicks/chicks that have dicks/illiterate gang bangers and in general illiterate people.. to be honest i think the only good thing about fresno is the bars and food.. and even all that i dont have alot of amazing choice words for!!
by hella. November 19, 2010
mugGet the hellonearth mug.
Related Words
Helon Helonheimo Helen Helena Helen Keller helene helin heloise helo Helina

The Helen Keller

The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.
I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.
by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010
mugGet the The Helen Keller mug.

Helen Keller Dees Nuts

This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.
Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!
by dosisthecollestbandever February 5, 2010
mugGet the Helen Keller Dees Nuts mug.

Helinne

Ew, look at her- what a helinne!
by jack the ripper baybe August 29, 2009
mugGet the Helinne mug.

Halonen

Someone who is acting in an asanine manner. Can also be a dickweed, douchebag, dill-hole, or an ignoramous.
Stop being such a Halonen. or You're being so Halonen.
by Bender Gender June 3, 2010
mugGet the Halonen mug.

The Helen Keller

When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)
You: Sarah, what's up with the black eye?

Sarah: I got The Helen Keller last night.
by Big Footed Whore June 25, 2009
mugGet the The Helen Keller mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email