Hayden is a little gay boy wearing a pink tutu when mom leaves to get groceries. He is in love with Abraham and Carlos, and they frequently have threesomes. Also, typically skinny with no meat. He has a big nose, but doesn't fit the stereotype you're thinking of.
"OMG IT'S HAYDENNNNNNN" -Abraham *runs up to him and starts making out and humping each other while Carlos watches*
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urmom: yeah, the guy who gets all the girls but is also hurting someone and isnt aware of it
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urmom: yeah, the guy who gets all the girls but is also hurting someone and isnt aware of it
eric: zooweemama
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