telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.
by Telephony November 21, 2021
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Fruit Fag

Person 1 "Don't they realise it has the same features that's been shipped by other companies for 5 years?"
Person 2"Nah, fruit fags don't care about that"
by Hepiphemius January 21, 2021
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taco fruit

Tacos that aren't made in a kitchen but rather grown on trees and are classified as part of the fruit family!
"Can I have a fruit salad?"
"Do you want a taco fruit with that?"
"Yes sir!"
by Zevil August 29, 2017
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Fruit spray

The massive episode of diarrhea after eating a large amount of fruit.
After Mike and I ate that watermelon and cantaloupe we experienced fruit spray at the mall.
by deejinator27 July 29, 2014
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Spiky Fruit

A gay person that is tough on the outside but sweet on the inside. Someone who will act cold while you are in public but nice and warm when you are alone.
Guy 1: "man he is cute but really mean"
Guy 2:"He is probably just a Spiky Fruit"
by MrLahey March 01, 2019
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Fruit Scale

the scale that determines the size of a man's dick.
Tiffany rated Don a banana on the fruit scale.
by dirtymindedchick:} March 01, 2017
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Fruit looped

"Bro you should've seen Chad last night, he was fruit looped off the Patron."
by DatFreshBuhl337 June 17, 2016
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