A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.
Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
by JimDan November 21, 2010
Get the Postmatal Depressionmug. by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021
Get the Crippling depressionmug. 
(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)
Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?
It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?
It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
by OldFart77 December 26, 2009
Get the postsantum depressionmug. by gayfuckboy2039 July 10, 2020
Get the Nut Depressionmug. The depression of most byler shippers. Byler is the ship of Mike Wheeler and Will Byers in the show Stranger Things. You get the depression when someone says Mileven is real, or byler will never happen. We all know it will.
by Byler shipper July 22, 2018
Get the Byler depressionmug. The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.
Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.
by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016
Get the depression masturbationmug.