a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wank.....mug. A hot, sex and nasty girl who is maybe a little rebellious and love forbidden things. Men like such mysterious girls because everyone knows they would have fun with them.
by dangerous babe August 18, 2016
Get the dangerous babemug. Danger Ranger is also known as Cocaine in the drug world. Because cocaine gives you power and the feeling like a power ranger which is why it’s called danger ranger.
by Tuco Salamander May 8, 2023
Get the Danger Rangermug. by The pinkskittle June 12, 2017
Get the danger dogomug. Tonight the circle is meeting again
Who will be the first to fall in trance
In here nobody is sensing the rain
Tonight the spirit will glance
So as they're approaching ghostly hour
Seven people here are joining hands
They think they know the spirit to appear
Contact, the table starts to dance
Time is standing still
It's a dangerous meeting
Who will be the first to fall in trance
In here nobody is sensing the rain
Tonight the spirit will glance
So as they're approaching ghostly hour
Seven people here are joining hands
They think they know the spirit to appear
Contact, the table starts to dance
Time is standing still
It's a dangerous meeting
A Dangerous Meeting
They're gonna get themselves killed
Tonight the circle is broken forever
Seven people dead within a trance
In here nobody is sensing the rain
Tonight seven souls are reaching hell
Time was standing still
The meeting is over
Their journey is on
Oh, they should have known
Not to play with the powers of Hell
Some people have lost their way
Some people have lost their mind
They're gonna get themselves killed
Tonight the circle is broken forever
Seven people dead within a trance
In here nobody is sensing the rain
Tonight seven souls are reaching hell
Time was standing still
The meeting is over
Their journey is on
Oh, they should have known
Not to play with the powers of Hell
Some people have lost their way
Some people have lost their mind
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 20, 2020
Get the A Dangerous Meetingmug. The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.
Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.
Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.
Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.
by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025
Get the Danger Almondsmug. Person A:"I can put ALL the items in this danger zone chest of mine."
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"
by The Derpy Squid April 26, 2014
Get the danger zone chestmug.