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by toxfn November 16, 2020
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Kratos Dad

Has a leviathan axe and likes to chop trees.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.

PSA: is most likely inbred.
Muhammad: Hey can we come to your house on Saturday Hasseb?

Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.

Hasseb: Yeah sure

Saturday

Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.

Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.

Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch

Hasseb: Fr

Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.

Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023
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tumblr dad

A tumblr dad is a person who worries about other people like a parent would. A tumblr dad is someone who in real life tells random people to wear a helmet, drink water, eat food, take their meds, come home safely etc. This is similar to a lot of Tumblr users. Tumblr dads most likely do not have kids of their own yet but take care of their friends like a parent would.
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by Ward-West February 18, 2018
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Dad Balling

When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.

Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.

That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019
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connors dad

He's fat and wears firetraps
Lewis: did you see Connors dad , he's wearin firetraps
Connor: shut it naw he isn't
by Nigger number two August 2, 2018
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dad-zoned

1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.

2. A variant of friend-zoned

3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant
Nemrac didn't like being hit on by Jason therefore she had to dad-zone him. Jason was dad-zoned.
by PandaExpress lover June 10, 2018
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Dad Avenue

The long row of benches found in many malls and shopping centers, on which fathers and husbands frequently wait for their respective children and spouses.
My daughter decided she wanted to go into Hot Topic and buy more slutty clothes with pictures of a TARDIS on them. I'm going to park my happy ass out here on Dad Avenue.
by rightshu January 19, 2015
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