super clap

When you have chlamydia and gonorrhea at the same time.

Man: I took a piss and it burned like hell I definitely have chlamydia.

Doctor: Well actually you have both gonorrhea and chlamydia. People call it super clap.

by Offendour April 30, 2022

baby clapping

when a male is engaged in sexual intercourse, but there is no sound, no moaning , no audio or visual confirmation that the woman is enjoying it or even knows it's happening. this is all due to the lack of size and/or skill of the male.

homeboy made a 2 min long video of himself short stroking and baby clapping. .. talking about the girl was asleep that's why she wasn't moving or making any noises. ...yea ok. .... she wasn't moving or making noises because she didn't feel you.

by clap master September 25, 2016

clap nugget

When a woman has gonorrhea and the yellow discharge drips out of her pussy and dries into little balls on her public hair

She took her panties off and I could see yellow clap nuggets hanging off her muff

by Bamzamma December 1, 2022

Stack of the Claps

When you are sitting in a chair for extended periods of time and consistently are shitting your pants leading to a large pile of shit in your pants.

Reese was sitting his chair playing Fortnite all day and never got up to take a shit. By the end of the day he had a Stack of the Claps left in this pants.

by BigfootConnor April 4, 2020

slap and clap

Donkey Kong's forward-smash in Super Smash Bros.

I slap and clapped that Sheik into oblivion.

by LowTier January 31, 2018

Clap eye

Gusset treacle in your eyes

I was munching a wrong un and some scampi snatch paste went in his eye oh no a dose of clap eye

by Twix Finger June 17, 2023

a good clap

When you are having sexual intercourse with your partner in a missionary postion and Your Testicles start To clap against her ass

Hudson: What was that loud noise last night
Nick: I gave your mom A Good Clap last night sorry

by dellisioplayz May 8, 2018