Does like to sing in the shower
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011
Get the Christopher Proctormug. by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010
Get the christophe sanchezmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.mug. Your cute little short g@y friend! It always feels like he is one of the girls, super energetic, kinda of a p3rv lol but you love him anyways. Not a great guy to bring home to the family. He always knows how to have a great time in the sheets and get his fr3@k off. Overall somewhat a decent human.
by anitao6 March 24, 2025
Get the Christophermug. I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
by Dark star August 20, 2023
Get the Christopher Columbusmug. Christopher :) is cool!
by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020
Get the Christopher :)mug. Christopher casanova is attractive but he talks to every girl he will get a chance with. He doesn't know how to stay loyal. Hes always late to his 4th period. He has 7 siblings.
person 1: christopher casanova is so fine
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though
by ur1nonly February 8, 2023
Get the christopher casanovamug.