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The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.
Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.
by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013
mugGet the The Russian Cursemug.

Minecraft cursed

Bro what the f is this... MINECRAFT CURSED???💀💀💀💀 yeah its just a texture pack with a lot of cursed things. If u see the texture pack OH MY WHAT HTE HEK IS TIS 💀💀 AINT NO WAY BLUD AHHH GOOFY AHH TEXTURE PAC😵
Minecraft cursed

People:"using the texture" oh no
by Stepe pro December 3, 2023
mugGet the Minecraft cursedmug.

Barman's Curse

It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:

‘can you fit a scotch in there?’

‘Yes sure, no worries’

‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’

What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
mugGet the Barman's Cursemug.

the harry curse

whenever harold lewis open his mouth,doom befalls sidemen fc
you have just gave us the harry curse, now we are gonna loose
by jacko.zx10 July 26, 2021
mugGet the the harry cursemug.

Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024
mugGet the Doorway Cursemug.

insta curse

A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.
Billy: Dude, like my new insta with kelsey
Adam: Dude that's an insta curse!!
by tech4life February 26, 2017
mugGet the insta cursemug.

cursed boi

a VERY cursed cat that kitboy_orb drew and now they use as pfp
he is a cursed boi, a chonky boi
by ms.idontgototherapy May 10, 2021
mugGet the cursed boimug.

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