cream on top

When you cum on top of a person's head.

Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"

by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017

papaya cream

A euphemism for fluid produced during female ejaculation (also termed "squirting" or "gushing").

"The night was going really well until she shot her papaya cream all over my face."

by BioJoe June 29, 2011

Beard Cream

Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.

Oh Jordan you're loving my Beard Cream

by DoddyT3h3h3h3h3 January 13, 2011

Cream soda

Cream soda is cum soda and if you drink it and like it you like guys

He is so gay because he loves cream soda.

by juicebike February 15, 2022

whipped cream

A white person who is completely whipped by their girlfriend to the point where nothing else matters. (e.g Forgetting about all of your friends.)

josh was so whipped by kylee that everyone called him whipped cream

by Thomas Brooks April 12, 2006

Cream Note

Any note that is played or sung that causes a person male or female to cream him or herself. Originally thought to be a myth until recent studies, which have proven that a certain tone or note can cause creaming of ones self. The most common notation for the cream note are F# and G for the saxophone. The song most commonly known for containing multiple cream notes is Canon by Johann Pachelbel, which consists of a total of 23 cream notes. The cream note is known by many as la crème, creamtastic, creamgasma, and more traditionally crème de la crème. In 2007 President Bush passed the Underage Cream Act, which banned playing or listing of the cream note by any persons under the age of 18.

Dude i totaly hit that Cream Note i think i even creamed myself.
you know when you play that Cream note the ladies are just going to Cream themselves.
Wow when the band Screamin Semen and the Vag Pag hit that creme note i was so glad i brought extra pants.

by Alex "Alfonso" Hill September 10, 2007

Cream Out

The grand finale usually following the act of overclocking your noodle.

Oh oh oh... it's time to cream out, my noodle's been overclocked!

by booty bouncer November 30, 2004