Benjamin Shanklin

A Benjamin Franklin fond of impaling others with small, improvised bladed weapons.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Shanklin? That boy done shanked me up good!"

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin

A fat but short guy usually at the age of 13 that is a cock sucker who likes men, snorts crack, does not like to follow orders, stays up late, and does not go outside

Dad- Benjamin can you go take out the trash you have been in this house 24 hours of the day and your room is starting to smell like shit.
Benjamin- NO DAD TAKE IT OUT YOUSELF YOU BITCH IM TRYING TO WIN.

by jayz8z8 June 20, 2022

Benjamin Bogusat

Someone who spawned from Kitchener. He/She makes hilarious jokes and fucks bare bitches. They call him/her the Grand River panty wetter because of all the panties this individual this person indirectly soaks. He/She is a nice individual who can cook a mean mac and cheese. If you are a male, make sure to #HideYourTing

My girlfriends panties are being soaked as a result of that darn Benjamin Bogusat

by posterrrrrboiii July 11, 2019

Benjamin

Benjamin is another word for sped or autism. Benjamin is a person who follows you around but no one likes them. He refuses to leave you alone and his dick is the size of your fingernail.

Someone: Benjamin go away no one fucking likes you sped ass
Benjamin: I don’t care

by Dumb ben April 29, 2022

Benjamin Franklin's coffin

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.

Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.

by twixsmoker April 4, 2025

I got benjamins

Usually not a popular term but it's another version of "i got bands"

Friend 1: you got da benjamins?
Friend 2: i got benjamins in the gucci

by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024

Benjamin Gavin

A very kind, nice, and loud-ass friend. He is also tall, a squeaker and talks to anyone who he knows. He doesn't know what a girl is, and only takes in the guys. If you have a Benjamin Gavin, don't let him go, because he will be your best buddy forever.

Benjamin Gavin was walking down the street until he got ran over by a car.

by LoganTheDudeRox January 25, 2022