Gnat Bread

Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread

First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Bread Knifer

You do the biggest solid pooh in the known universe. usually dry with no use of paper, (or your partners face cloth), it is the need to cut it up with some tool, like a bread knife( partners toothbrush) to cut it in pieces in order to flush it

Should have seen the Bread knifer i had to let go.

pooh shit dump crap poop

by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

bread skating

Bread skating is the process of skating on a Bread Skate

"Bro he's totally bread skating"

by CaLviiiiiiiiin July 11, 2018

bread enthusiast

One who posses much love towards bread; a bread dealer

"Jim decided to become a bread enthusiast. You should check him out, he has some nice buns."

by Bread Dealer December 21, 2014

mad bread

slang for more weed

I need a bit of help dawg, and I know you got Mad Bread

by KyogreMetagross January 5, 2018

the bread man

Another term used for drug dealer

Her boyfriend is the bread man, he sells the white stuff

by NH123 November 28, 2016

Thick Bread

Used in any case of being delusionally stressed.

(synonym -fatty carbohydrate)

(Antonym- Skinnylicious Cheese)

Bob asked, "Julia how do you think that test went?" Julia replied, "Well it was pretty thick bread."

by BOBTHECOOLIO January 23, 2019