Alan

The Big Q. What a lad!

Alan!!!

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Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

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Alan

Alan is that one guy you have for a hairdresser / he takes his time to annoy you so if you meet him he will be a little annoying // this is a joke

alan the hairdresser

by REEEEEEEEE//HEHE June 16, 2019

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Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'

Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'

Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...

by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023

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Alan Zetina Montes De oca

The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.

???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍

by simp:D November 9, 2021

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