Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021

Jarring

Stressed

Too much work to do I’m jarring

by Latina1996 November 6, 2018

mustard jar

What you say when you shoot big-ass lasers

player 1:OMG i found a weapom
player 2:SHOOT IT BITCH
player1: MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by QWRTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVNMPOIUYT May 21, 2018

National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.

Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021

Har Jar

(ADJECTIVE) A word to replace the cliche haha or lol. Can also be used to describe something, or someone funny!

*Someone cracks a joke* Har jar har jar

You are really har jar, you always make me laugh!!

by Bhavanda Be Cool February 9, 2012

Undercover Tip Jar

The donation box at the cash register of a store.

Jimothy: I just donated to the Jumpstart Charity box at Canadian Tire!
Billiam: you mean the Undercover Tip Jar??

by Harvey HugeCock May 23, 2021

Jarring

If someone is jarring they are being stupid or crazy

J2TRAPPY:yo Tyrone is jarring

by anonymous February 3, 2021