Snakes to ya

In reference to Snakes On A Plane, an expression of sympathy for a bad situation. Another way of saying "that sucks."

Michael: Dude I got Alaskan Pipe Bombed last night.

Aaron: Snakes to ya bro.

by Mr. Stanturf June 12, 2011

Snake Hand

Receiving a handjob with gloves of rough texture

"Dude Samantha gave me the snake hand yesterday"

by Punkhayd207 July 29, 2016

snake kicker

An old person who is rude and doesn't care what people think

Gee that old bloke is such a snake kicker!

by mrvautin June 26, 2015

fanny snake

A man who slithers around from fanny to fanny.

Mark is such a fanny snake.

by WWE Fan 2014 July 19, 2014

Faker snake

Someone who is snakey sneaking around your back pretending to be a real genuine friend but is fake instead.

Lara: Jaiden knew I liked Cory and still went out with him even though she said she didn't like him.

Kelly: Oh my gosh Jaiden is such a faker snake!

by Delwaney March 21, 2017

Strattle-Snake

Euphemism for a penis.

"Mary rode his strattle-snake all night."

by tlninja July 5, 2012

snake cannon

When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen

How was the date with kyle?

Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!

by The treebase December 14, 2016