Samuel

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him

Samuel is soooooo hunky

by JetJunkie June 4, 2024

Samuel Thöle

Samuel Thöle is the name of top tier sex machines. Samuel Thöle is a guy that at least every girl should have in their life. he has a massive cock and knows how to find the clitorous everytime. he is a meneace in bed and makes the lucky girl who has chosen him, wet like a waterfall. he is truely a womanizer

"OMG, SAMUEL THÔLE IS THE BEST GUY IVE EVER HAD SEX WITH"
"Samuel Thöle has the BIGGEST peen ive ever seen"

by fxck.saken November 9, 2022

Samuel Reed

Samuel reed, a name for one who is a Gay Canadian Jew.

the name itself means "Sexually Aroused" or "Horny", which is normally accurate.

Hey Samuel Reed, I heard you were a Gay Canadian Jew!

by Bolllocks July 1, 2024

Samuel Elsner

This motherfucker is the best guy on this list, surpasses literally everyone. He is 10 inches SOFT and you can grind diamonds on his abs. Literally the hottest guy I know and is sweet, caring, and somewhat shy. Kratos has nothing on this absolute SIGMA of a man. This unit deadlifted the universe while heavily injured when he 1v2d Akuto Sai and Kami Tenchi in a 2v1 after they wrote themselves to be the strongest.

Did you hear about Samuel?
Samuel Elsner? Which God did he take down this time?
All of them.

by TheWriterOfAllElse December 2, 2021

Samuel Christian Santos

Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.

Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.

by Sigmalord June 6, 2024

Samuel

Samuel is a nice guy always up for a challenge... attracted to girls with girls good packaging has a great sense of humor but doesn't mind spoiling ur day but Samuel is a good friend

Samuel I like u I want to have all ur babies

by Danvyt34 August 17, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is a really dumb person that thinks he’s good at insulting people. His only insult is calling people emo or an idiot.
He thinks he is smart because he can multiply and divide. Samuel is always asking people if they want a medal but never gives them one. He is not smart btw.

Samuel: Wow I’m so dumb and emo.
Person: oh you must be a Samuel.

by Plut0thegh0st May 31, 2022