Samuel

February 13th
Old soul
Whines about Shawn Mendes and Paramore
Like rap trash like Kanye West and the dude from Havana
Stupid
Thinks he’s smart

No cap
Nah just playin

Samuel = dirty blonde, wavy hair that looks like a mushroom, brown eyes, average height I guess, skinny, bushy eyebrows, Canadian

by keyboardkween07 January 17, 2021

Samuel Castle

A horrible person that gets no bitches. Makes fun of fat people which is the only thing good about him. Homophobic 🙏🚫🌈 and dates guys.

Y:Where’s Samuel castle.
S:Oh you mean that homophobic guy that likes dudes yea man idk.

by Ghostygoula May 15, 2022

Samuel

A fucking great man not afraid of shit, also a very big as simp for any girl they met in kinder and is still in love

Guy: DAMN Samuel is a badass and is still trying to pull that one girl

by A_badass_that__u_want May 16, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is a very gay boy he is ugly and always wears booty shorts he has usually blond hair and blue eyes but has a very sexual personality.He is fucking annoying and won't stop scratching his buttcrack

Yareli:Hey is that samuel
Danielle:yeah that ugly bitch

by Daniellacone November 1, 2019

Ryan John Samuel

The most manly guy around, not completely perfect but the closest thing we have. Accepts his room for growth and will kick your ass if provoked

Daddy? Oh you mean Ryan John Samuel

by bigdoginferno March 11, 2024

Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022

samuel pollard

Someone that sniffs books that women have sat on

Dont sniff that 'samuel pollard'

by Pollution December 13, 2021