A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.
Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."
by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 18, 2018
Women loitering around a dock, hoping to get on a boat. Likely scantily clad, possibly drunk, accessorized with wine bottles, have already taken off their stilettos, will say anything, and unlikely to buy their own drinks. Still - remember: No means No. #MeToo
by Hammervision August 04, 2018
A girl or woman that hangs around bars and restaurants where wealthy men dock their boats—hoping to score a “Captain!”
by dbm.93 May 26, 2019
A place where two males can openly engage in oral sex. Usually one of the males consumes extremely spicy wings, and proceeds to blow hot air (fire) on the partner’s dick.
by Dicktionary2222 February 05, 2019
v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!
by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014
by moosemaster23 September 27, 2013
When a guy you are dating (but not in a defined relationship with) shows great interest in you until he suddenly ghosts you to reunite with his ex, or to pursue someone he was previously interested in.
"Everything was going great but then he ghosted me and I found out he'd gotten back together with his realtor ex."
"He totally boat-guyed you!"
"He totally boat-guyed you!"
by Peakedin8thgrade April 07, 2021