friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way

'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."

by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021

Friend

Friend a blue sheep that has always been there for ghostbur and smells of blue. Whant some blue?

Ghosttbur and friend are pogchamp

by Ekejndjdj May 13, 2021

Just-in-case Friend

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.

"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

by hurricanekatryna June 3, 2018

Best friend

A best friend is someone or a group of people. Best friends are hard to find

My best friend always has my back.

by Summerof2k19 December 22, 2019

friends with benefits

When 2 individuals engage in sexual intercourse constantly but has no sort of feeling toward one another.

Me and Amy are friends with benefits

by wefinnafuck20000 November 16, 2019

Lolz friend

A friend you are currently sleeping with, but don’t know how to tell anyone because you are embarrassed, or don’t want to jinx it.

She’s just a lolz friend, and I don’t want to talk about it.

by RealGuy25 June 30, 2022

Plutonic Friend

A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.

A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.

by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020