cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

corps storage cunt slam

When you're in high school, dating the head of inventory for JROTC and get absolutely railed in the supply closet on top of the uniforms for the entire school.

Jesus Christ, check getting the corps storage cunt slam off my bucket list

by RodJammerMS February 5, 2024

Cunt

A trick ass lame bitch named kenzee. Usually a Taurus. Avoid bitches named Kenzee. She's a fucking lame...

Avoid woman. Named Kenzee. They're horrible. Lazy. Ugly as fuck. Kenzees are CUNTS

by Truth fa show July 3, 2019

Cunt

Australian slang abbreviation for "Country bloke" representing the Australian Ideal. When used in the negative it takes on the opposite meaning i.e. the person is very un-Australian.

He's a real good cunt he is.
What a dumb cunt.

by Wardog.x82 September 29, 2021

cunt

vagina

"this is some good cunt"

this word was invented by KH circa 1993

by katastrophe December 15, 2014

Python's Cunt

A slimy snake of an individual that exhibits cuntish behaviour. Also known as a Cunt Snake.

Oh! Look at Dave over there! That guy is such a python's cunt!

by AndyUK September 26, 2023

Cunt cloak

A dry Robe when worn by someone who doesn’t use it for it’s intended purpose ie to get changed after participating in water sport activities

Look at that woman shopping in Tesco in her cunt cloak

by Bear141 March 5, 2024