Hole in One

by BottomDop February 21, 2022
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Hole in one

While jacking off you Jim into your belly button first.
Dave: I got a hole in one last night
John: Nice, we should go golfing sometime
Dave: oh I don’t golf.
by The dildo king July 12, 2020
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Hole-In-One!

During sex, handjob or masturbation, the male ejaculates into his own mouth, either accidentally or purposefully.
She jerked me off so hard last night she shot a hole-in-one!
by SoloStroker June 22, 2021
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The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.
According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.
by bingobango_22 February 27, 2024
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Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."
by penisshakes December 08, 2023
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one-amp

one-amp is a light hearted insult suggesting the person being called it is less bright than other people
" how could you get that wrong,you're a real one-amp you are"
by proccy February 05, 2012
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One Pint Pissed

The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends
Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!
by eric bisto October 24, 2020
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