Cock Blockbuster Video

A video store that claims to have a family-oriented, anti-porno agenda but really rents people gay-pornography, such as Twilight.

Going to get some gay porno at Cock Blockbuster Video

by the kid can drive August 7, 2010

Cock to ball ratio

The size relation between your cock and balls.

England: Wow Australia you have an awesome cock to ball ratio!
Australia: Yeah, it's must be genetic cause my dad had a wicked CBR to.

by comelamb February 3, 2012

Bar-B-Cock

A barbecue to which an obscene amount of guys have been invited.

Girl A: I think there are like 30 guys coming to the cookout on Saturday,

Girl B: OMG! It's a total Bar-b-cock!!!

by Herajuls May 22, 2007

cock and bullshit story

1. A fabricated or highly exaggerated story intended to deceive.

2. A made up story or an exaggerated story, especially if someone sales it as being true.

I don't want to hear another cock and bullshit story about how you don't front.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 7, 2009

cock sucking slut

One who enjoyes the art of sucking ones penis. A person who would just about drop what ever they were doing to place another persons penis in there mouth.

That bitch was one cock sucking slut.

That cock sucking slut about sucked the skin off of my cock man.

by BIG NUTS January 11, 2005

cock 'n' rocks

Giving a blow job with a mouth full of pop rocks.

I always blow quickly when my slut does cock 'n' rocks.

by x3ad October 28, 2006

Facebook cock blocking

When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...

-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?

-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.

by Sweatshop February 16, 2010