Dick Drop

When you hold a man parallel to the ground by his dick and then dropkick him

Bitch got real fiesty one night and before you know it she was dick droppin' me onto the bedroom floor

by dick droppa May 21, 2009

lobster dick

A possible side effect of excessive Western Grips.

Due to my addiction to western grips, I now have to face the painful concequences of a lobster dick.

by el faggo May 22, 2009

Dick Turpin

Sexual intercourse in a standing position.

Dick Turpin was a notorious highwayman whose cry, on mugging his victims, was supposedly "stand and deliver!". The origin of the Dick Turpin is presumably related to the fact of "standing" in order to "deliver".

Wayne and Sharon were so overcome with passion that they couldn't wait to get back to his Cortina and instead went for a Dick Turpin in the first available shop doorway.

by Jet out of Gladiators December 6, 2009

Modded to the Dick

Commonly used by street racers to describe their overly modified cars.

After my '94 GST crank-walked, I dropped $5k to rebuild the bottom end. IT WAS MODDED TO THE DICK!

by I Rally, Do you wanna Race-DMO November 7, 2010

dick pouch

Fanny pack. Also can be used as a proper name to describe someone wearing said pouch.

Guy 1: Nice dick pouch, douche bag.

or

Guy 2: Check out Richard Pouch.

by P-Sheezy January 16, 2007

dick bowl

noun; "dik-bowl"

A "dick bowl" is private or public place of gathering that consists primarily of dicks - as is "that guy is fucking a dick!".

"Last night for my birthday we went to this shit club, Tia Lou's. The bouncers were shriveled-ball-power-tripping-roid ragers and the patrons handsy-clubbed-out-cock-mcfuglies -- a total dick bowl."

by Just McLovin February 10, 2008

The Dick Meter

A measurement tool to express how much something sucks.

Wow! On the dick meter that test sucked all the way to the balls.

Damn Son!! That other team took the shaft on the dick meter. They only lost by 7, but hey, a loss is a loss.

by Chuck Gallagher January 13, 2008