ass-sexual

someone who loves all ass no matter the gender. it can be female ass, male ass, nonbinary ass. all ass any ass.

me: I'm ass-sexual

friend: do you mean asexual?

me: no. I mean ass-sexual. any ass all ass.

by cyanidedragon November 25, 2020

Liquid ass

The act of shitting water and or blood rapidly over a period of time

Hey bill did you here about Andos he came home from the pub and had liquid ass poor fella

by Andospumps November 25, 2020

Ass Nate

The Mob Boss of the Cassolini Family that caused unrelenting chaos in New England back in the 1980s. He is called Ass Nate because of his strange torture methods that often resulted in the anus being affected in some way. Details are sketchy but nobody really knows what the torture methods were, exactly. Some speculate that he would make the members of the family set up a 2.5-mile long spanking routine and make the victim crawl through it, or make the victim go weeks without taking a shit.

Dave: Did you hear the news about that guy who suffered blunt force trauma to the ass? I think Ass Nate struck again.
Susan: Nah, it's all a fake. You're being paranoid.

by TheGayAccount November 27, 2020

Smooth Ass

A person who keeps making you fell for their trap with different tactics and strategies

xxdicklvoer69xx: ez ggs
Cummander: i hate you smooth ass bitch.

by FarMistt November 30, 2020

ass scratcher

a fat loner who watches hentai or the dude from discord

shiki: hey ass scratcher lol...
ass scratcher: hey shiki

by ass_scratcher420 December 1, 2020

Ass burgers

A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.

Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?

Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!

Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!

by CryingTaco69 December 5, 2020

Lung Ass

Whenever someone else blows smoke in your face, whether it be cigarette smoke, smoke from a bong, or even steam from a vape.

Lung ass is a derivative from smoking joints, where the tail end is called an ass.

Person 1: "Hey smoke this" *Blows smoke in person 2's face*
Person 2: "Man i don't want your lung ass!"

by Woodzman December 5, 2020