Steal Your Face

Coined by fans of the jam band Grateful Dead. Generally a term for dosing a person with copious amounts of LSD.
Deadhead: "Hey man, can I steal your face"
Average Joe: "I don't know what that means, but sure!!!"
by Landee Mac Dandee April 11, 2020
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close your butthole

if i kid in math class keeps farting, tell him to close his butthole!!
CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE,so vanessa doesnt have to keep spraying perfume. im trying to do my warmup so could you please close your butthole?
by kcisnotawelse December 3, 2007
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Garden with your ho

To prune your lady's pubic hair, as defined by the music group The Sandbaggers (2007)
"Man, you can't bring your girl to the beach with all that hair hangin' out. You better garden with your ho."
by The Sandbaggers February 11, 2007
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pull your coat

Have a discussion with you about an important matter
Rhonda I still feel the need to pull your coat.

Nahmen: For what?
Rhonda: I need an increase in my child support
by Leskart May 3, 2018
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pussy on your sideburns

when a girl squirts on the side of your face and your sideburns get all sticky
Example 1:
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!

Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"
by Yank meplease December 2, 2009
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turds in your coffee

Having M&M's, Hershey Kisses, or any other small pieces of chocolate in a cup of coffee.
Hanna: Want some turds in your coffee?
Edith: Yummy! Of course.
by Happy Noodle Blacker September 4, 2006
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A Link to Your MOM

The response used after someone mentions the video game:
The Legend of Zelda: a Link to The Past
I was playing a link to the past tod-more like a link to your mom!
by Megamanx1295 May 11, 2011
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