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a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

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by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023
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best friend

Best friend is a person who never leaves you side no matter what. when you fall they might laugh at you at first but will help you out. having a bestfriend is as good as having a pet, cause your best friends just a weirdo like you. that is the reason why you deserve her and she deserves you
by Book Dragon no 1 February 1, 2023
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SLAP YOUR SMALLER FRIEND DAY

Every day between the 2nd-6th of February is slap your shorter friend day (SYSFD)
I can't wait for Slap Your Smaller Friend Day
by Twopeice February 1, 2023
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National hang out with your friends day

National hang out with your friends day starts in February 28 that means you can do anything fun
Beavis: hey Stewart it's fabuary 28
Stewart: ok.....and. I'm still miserable from Jessie denying me on valentines day
Beavis: that means it's national hang out with your friends day
Stewart:oh damn I didn't know wanna go to the fair or the movies today
Beavis: sure
by Ilovebrabdon23567 February 3, 2023
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Quinn Friend

The cutest bean on the planet. She is super adorable and is the kindest, funist, and silliest person you will ever meet.
Dam is that Quinn Friend, she is so cute
by AnnaLatus February 4, 2023
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Greg with his friend



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This is Greg
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This is Greg's friend
I love Greg with his friend
by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023
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Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is capable of holding extremely contradicting opinions, views, ideas and values at any given point. Although you wouldn't know which opinions they hold until you observe which circle of friends they are currently occupying.
Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!
by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023
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