Offline friends

Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.

Online friend: What your plans for next week?

Person: Gonna see my offline friends!

by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2023

best friend

Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.

Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY

"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"

by AdrenalineAngel April 22, 2019

Courtesy friend

Friend requests you accept on facebook or Linkedin only because you happen to work att same place or go the same school. They're actually quite cringe, but you feel too awkward to decline.

Woohaaa, you actually friend with Dick-John?
OMG no, he's just a courtesy friend.

by Mr. Cocksson February 5, 2020

Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day

You Slap Your Tallest Friend AS HARD AS YOU COULD

Hey Its Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day! SO YOU BETTER RUN!

by Lasaaaaa September 28, 2021

furrever friend

A pet that has a strong positive emotional connection with the pet owner. The pet can be a service animal or pet that grew as a pup with a young child or an older adopted animal that was abused and was brought back to positive emotional state by its relationship with the pet owner. The pet is like a family member and it treated as one treats a friend.

If not for her furrever friend during the Covid-19 crisis she would have been an emotional wreck from being so socially isolated.

by mlhiss August 13, 2020

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

That one gay friend

The very gay sexy friend who is also very kinky and love women<33

Oh it’s that one gay friend: she’s not actually gay tho

by Gay friend September 5, 2021