No Tik Time

When you do not have time for tik tok because you are living life.

Did you see that tik tok post?
No, no tik time for me

by Smithy Word August 17, 2021

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Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023

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Space & Time Continuam

The ways in reality that the present time changes the future, present & past times..

If you create good things there is less stress on the Space & Time Continuam & you will be accepted by the Immortals as good programming; if you cause bad things there is more stress on the Space & Time Continuam & can be restricted by the Universe.

by HaloTheHalo September 4, 2024

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