I wrestled a bear once

An amazing Grindcore band from Shreveport, Louisiana who's singer is a girl :D

i love i wrestled a bear once

by jk124 October 8, 2008

Anywhere I Fucking Please

Someone who doesn't give a damn about any kind of rule because whatever it is, it doesn't apply to them.

White store clerk: Sir. Please don't bring your Pit-bull in the supermarket.

PIMP: I'll bring my dog Anywhere I Fucking Please.

Property Owner: Hi, Please don't get to your section 8 apartment through my fenced in backyard and look in my windows.

asshole: I'll walk Anywhere I Fucking Please.

by The other Homeboy December 25, 2008

I can't believe it's not butter!

A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.

<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.

by potatoninja August 27, 2015

I take my leave

A polite way of dismissing oneself from a meeting, gathering, conversation, or any situation that you may need to be excused from.

I thank you for your generosity and understanding and with that, I take my leave.

Well, tonight was most wonderful but I'm afraid I must take my leave.

by SnarryShipper3 December 23, 2016

I ain't nobody's bitch

You're not someone's bitch, duh

So what , you're their bitch now?

I ain't nobody's bitch

- Daryl Dixon

by Black Tanooki April 24, 2018

i need my issue

They're really horny to function; they want to f*ck asap

baby I need my issue right now

by spacekatt March 19, 2018

I love you

The three most cliche words in the english language that once said can not be taken back. They are the best but most painful words and are used too often for the wrong reasons.

Defenition: An affirmation of affection or deep caring, especially to a family member or a feeling to a lover or spouse. A platonic expression of strong inclination or liking to a friend.

Ex: I love you man, but you need some professional help.

by 122234 November 11, 2018