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National hit teacher day

On April 2024 , you can hit teacher on anytime with no permission needed
Prepare some things to hit your most hated teacher for national hit teacher day!
I heard there is a day that you can hit your most hated teacher anytime and it is national hit teacher day! I can wait to hit my most hated teacher.
by I am a man 1 2 3 3 3 3 January 4, 2024
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January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
by ffaiit January 5, 2024
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National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February
John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
by Lamonte james January 6, 2024
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National art day

Today is a day where you can create art and sell it, present it, worship it or hang it up on a wall. Today is a day to just stop and appreciate art.
Hannah: Hey, it's national art day!
Friend: Oh really?
Hannah: Wanna paint together?

Friend: I thought you'd never ask!
by X.Hannah.X January 6, 2024
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National Slap a Hoe Day

January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves
person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day
by rawrtastical January 8, 2024
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National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this wonderful day, all you get to do it bully your fellow peers named Eitan. Whenever you see a person named Eitan, you must look him (or her its 2024) in the eyes and pee on his little sister and make his sister hug him for 5 minutes straight and put it on the hub
Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what day it is today!!
Smelly Eitan: What???
Person one: National bully Eitan day!!
Eitan: NOOOOO!!!
Person one: YES U STINKY TURD!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BALLS!!!
by Emma Slays January 9, 2024
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National kiss short girls day

National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
Boy: do you know what day it is

Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day
by Do-or-die January 9, 2024
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