doing a ritchie

When you don't turn up to work cos your on crack

Person 1: Hey mate, where's ritchie
Person 2 : He's on crack as always, doing a ritchie

by 0m@g May 1, 2023

Doing sales

For the TRZ guys this word means good every time no exceptions but for the other maybe not but we don’t give a fuck because if you do sales your allowed to be a member of the papayev clan and that’s it that’s all tchoukball Sales means when you dead something like the bicycle kick of Ronaldo against Juventus

Yo bro yesterday I did sales with this girl .

Only sales my order shipped !
Bruv we and all of my brazzas we doing sales 24/7 so be careful motherfucka !!!

by Alex SalesMaekers September 15, 2020

Doing a Metcalf

The act of promising the world but in fact, delivering sod all.

Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?

Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.

2 months later...

Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!

by Put the petal to the metal October 14, 2010

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.

.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.

.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.

by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025

Why do people like forks so much?

People like forks a lot because its so cool!!!!11!1!!!!1111!

Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to

by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022

Do You Dawg (DYD)

Whatever man, do what you want.

Friend: Do you think it's a good idea to fuck julie while i'm seeing kate tomorrow?
Me: hahah Do You Dawg (DYD) ...

by anonymousapple696969 February 17, 2021