Magic 8-Ball

A sexual act of a bald woman performing oral sex, while the man shakes her head and asks her a question.

"Do you remember the bald girl I went out with?"
"Yeah! Did you Magic 8-Ball her?"

by WiseYoungOwl August 12, 2017

Balls Out Jeans

Adv. Characteristic of performing an intense, physical, recreational activity while wearing jeans when it is not customary to wear jeans while performing said activity.

Example 1:

I just saw Gus down at the YMCA goin' balls out jeans on the stair climber.

Example 2:

I just boned some nasty broad in the bathroom balls out jeans.

by Mehicular Van Slaughter August 18, 2009

child bearing balls

a man with extra large fertile balls

do you have kids? cause man you have cild bearing balls.

i cant help the bulge in my pants...i have child bearing balls

related to a females hips...my you have wonderful child bearing hips

by the irish moose is loose January 20, 2010

Fucking shit balls

-Another way of saying "holy crap"

- Yo, fucking shit balls, I hate homework.

by johan6789 March 28, 2009

Volley My Balls

The act of volleying between one testicle to the other with your tongue.

Not only did she wet my whistle, but she went a little lower to Volley My Balls.

by Greenman69 July 26, 2010

Balls in my asshole

When u sit on a testical and it goes slightly up ur butt hole

Balls in my asshole

That just happened to me last night

Ouch

by Highfiveguy February 26, 2015

Three Ball Monty

A game which can be played using your dong and balls.It involves pinching the skin over your unit to match your balls.The trick is to have someone guess which one isn't a ball.A great game for your wife or girlfriend , or a co-worker who you think is a total douche.

Copsey was on a winning streak last night,while playing Three Ball Monty, clearly identifying my frank from the beans.Don't challenge the master he can sniff cock out like a drug sniffing canine.

by Rick Ling the DubTown Menace October 23, 2008