Bully your shortest friend day!

13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.

Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!

by SoupDaily December 09, 2021

deep friend mars bar

When a person accepts a shit into his or her mouth from another, usually a close friend.

Those two guys were really close, did you know they gave each other deep friend mars bars for christmas?

by Willy Wanker III January 10, 2011

just a friend

used by boys as an excuse to have hoes

girlf: ‘who was that girl you were with yesterday?’

boyf: ‘she’s just a friend’

girlf: ‘she’s a hoe’

by ynwmellyxxxx September 17, 2023

Just a friend

definitions full of Miraculous children, ACTUALLY MEANS:

The boy/girl your boy/girlfriend is cheating on you with.

You have entered the friendzone.

"Don't worry babe, s/he's just a friend of mine."
"I'm sorry, I see you as just a friend."

by jorgman December 28, 2022

Just A Friend

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend. You’ll find a fella tongue kissin’ your girl in the mouth if she says that.

“Are you with anyone?”

“Oh, I have just a friend.”

by WHITE2570 September 21, 2023

Monogamous Friend

A person someone has chosen to have as their one and only friend.

M.J. : "He doesn't get along with anyone except for his monogamous friend Lee, who coincidentally, has only one friend too."

by HardShellBurrito May 17, 2021

National Asian Friend day

March 11th- A day where you celebrate your Asian friends and appreciate them. Best done in an interacial friendship.

Tommy bought Lee loads of pot noodles in celebration of National Asian friend day.

by Zukosgf101 March 03, 2024