My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 09, 2019

A Friend Of Mine

'A Friend Of Mine' is a secret code phrase for 'Me.' Often used to refer to something embarrassing that they did or happened to them.

Person 0: Tells story
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*

by Some rando out there March 25, 2023

fuck you and your friends

When you insult someone by sayin "fuck you and your friends", which could also mean, that you don't wanna hang with thoes bitches

Like"fuck you and your friends, I'm don't need you bitches "

by Newbitch September 16, 2020

Bully your shortest friend day!

13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.

Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!

by SoupDaily December 09, 2021

deep friend mars bar

When a person accepts a shit into his or her mouth from another, usually a close friend.

Those two guys were really close, did you know they gave each other deep friend mars bars for christmas?

by Willy Wanker III January 10, 2011

just a friend

used by boys as an excuse to have hoes

girlf: ‘who was that girl you were with yesterday?’

boyf: ‘she’s just a friend’

girlf: ‘she’s a hoe’

by ynwmellyxxxx September 17, 2023

Just a friend

definitions full of Miraculous children, ACTUALLY MEANS:

The boy/girl your boy/girlfriend is cheating on you with.

You have entered the friendzone.

"Don't worry babe, s/he's just a friend of mine."
"I'm sorry, I see you as just a friend."

by jorgman December 28, 2022