Heat monkey

A heat monkey is a African male who takes care of peoples fire and is hired like a indentured servant, heat monkeys are native to Africa but their is many meaning to heat monkey but this is one of the most common definitions

Rich white guy: Oh heat monkey can you please start me a fire I’m very cold

Heat monkey: yes sir

by SirMeeseeks7 May 24, 2022

monkey hiller

Short dumb fuck

Thomas Gordinier is a monkey hiller

by T DOG69 April 3, 2024

Sub-monkey brained

An individual who has less intelligence than an animal and acts like it.

That Sub-Monkey brained person did crack then started screaming at walls for eight hours.

by Aknownmouse August 31, 2025

Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing

Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that

by Poopball January 11, 2025

Door Monkey

A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.

We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.

by Door Monkey Door Lock November 28, 2013

big monkey man

i will like ur touge for a dollar

i did the big monkey man last nigth

by lebron james left toe nail April 18, 2023

monkey man

A monkey man is someone familiar that you meat on rare occurrences multiple times kind of like a shiny pokemon: you're very happy when you meet them.

Oh look! That's the monkey man!

by Monkebru April 27, 2021