Middle-finger puppet

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.

"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"

by Emperor Jimmu August 13, 2008

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 April 20, 2018

Finger Flop

When your playing a game and it gets too fast, and your fingers go too fast and flop.

"Man, I could've beet that level, if only my fingers didn't do a finger flop!"

by mmmmwhatchasay March 16, 2015

Beef Curtain Fingers

When you finger a girl and your fingers smell like pussy after.

Kyle, go wash your hands. I can smell your Beef Curtain Fingers from across the room.

by Courier657 November 29, 2022

Finger Fistless February

Now it’s the girls turn to show if they’re as persistent as the boys. They can't touch theirself, until FFF ends. No masturbation, no sex.

A Few girl can only do finger fistless february

by ProbablyNotJosh December 03, 2020

finger queef

Two sweaty moist palms become in contact and make a sensation relating most to a queef

Me and John were holding hands when suddenly we finger queefed

by Jmurphy928 January 09, 2018

Jimmy Fingers

An elderly northern punk rocker who steals other people’s music

Jimmy Fingers has been at it again…
What!

Stealing yet another bands music?
Yep he couldn’t write a tune if it fucked him.
What a cunt!

by PhewNomenal March 28, 2024