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Lean Monkey

Only Lean
Lean Monkey; "MORE LEAN BIATCH"
by Shamblet68419 May 13, 2022
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Brass Monkey

by jizz worm June 10, 2022
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Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life
When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
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Monkey Booty

When something does not make sense
Being arrested for that is monkey booty
by Talon Critton August 17, 2024
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monkey knuckle

When a gay man, or woman/ straight man, or woman shoves their hand up there partners ass then pulls out there shit then chucks it at the wall, or in there partners face
by James Swindell August 20, 2024
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monkey backpack

a child leash. typically comes in the form of a stuffed animal with a harness attached
I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.
by seenbean August 1, 2023
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