Dos

A guy who has multiple relationships ongoing at the same time. He will invite more than one of his girls to his own party on the same night, and he often has his girls on rotation so he can get fucked any given night. All of the girls recognize each other at every party, but are all unaware that Dos has been sleeping with all of them and having them share the same towel to use after they shower.
Most Doses are “rappers” or “trappers”. Red flag to keep your eye out for.
It is also common for a Dos to lie about his age, for instance he may say he’s 26 but actually be turning 30. You may also find out he has 2 kids with 2 different baby mommas. Also that he has 6 mugshots for several charging including terroristic threats/ actions.

Doses are pieces of work.

“Omg that guy I was hanging out with was such a Dos!”

“Somebody needs to tell that girl that she’s getting Dosed.”

by boistate69 December 7, 2020

Doing an Edwin

Doing an Edwin is when you use your superior IQ to solve whatever computer problem you may have by restarting your phone.

"Hey bro, my computer won't start"

"Have you tried doing an Edwin yet?"
"No, I'll try it right away.... OMG dude, it worked! Totally scrumpalicious."

by Manjorno May 27, 2020

doing the field

when you don’t wanna talk to your boyfriend so you “go do the field”

gtg joe doing the field

by chinese chicken curry July 2, 2020

To do a Glory

Destroy a good thing by thinking too much

I told you to keep it simple, you always to do a Glory

by Kichikobenin March 27, 2021

Do the clone wars

When someone just got out of a relationship and is just trying to pickup girls that look the same as his/her ex.

”Dude, Jennie broke up with me last week. So I guess I will go out and do the clone wars.”
”I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”

by Theepichoneybadger August 13, 2018

doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

Doing a Giuliani

This is a subtype of doing a solid wherein the favor/task involved is for one reason or another shady either by legality, public perception, or both.

The one who requests a Giuliani and the one who acts out (or attempts) the Giuliani request may have different levels of understanding of exactly how nefarious the deed being done is or what the consequences might be as the Giuliani frequently arises in dont-ask-dont-tell scenarios. All that is necessary to qualify as a Giuliani is that both parties understand that the request is nefarious.

Inmate 1: Dude, can you believe what our boy did to us. He has us out Doing a Giuliani for him no questions asked, and then throws us under the bus as soon as it gets hot.
Inmate 2: Yeah man... Hurts after all these years. So much for loyalty.

by Evanson December 7, 2019