cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.

Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Nacho Cheese

A holy and scrumptious substance made from melting cheese

Have you had any nacho cheese today

by NachosBellGrande33 October 20, 2021

Floor Cheese

When a slice or wedge of cheese no longer exists on the countertop/plate planes, and has found refuge on the ground level of a room.

Wow I dropped my cheese...again.

Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.

by quirkyboy November 11, 2021

The cheese man

he is god

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum

by faceiscum November 17, 2021

monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021

Certified Cheeseboy

A hun magnet the definition of an alpha male usually the dudes with the vibe when they pull up niggas get mad because they hunnies start acting up. Most importantly Tho shall always life by the Gospel of future Hendrix

Brada di ding is if it ain't Certified Cheeseboys than it gotta go maaaayne

by Certified Cheeseboy November 22, 2021

Certified Cheeseboy

A hun magnet the definition of an alpha male usually the dudes with the vibe when they pull up niggas get mad because they hunnies start acting up. Most importantly Tho shall always life by the Gospel of future Hendrix

Brada di ding is if it ain't Certified Cheeseboys than it gotta go maaaayne

by Certified Cheeseboy November 22, 2021