Damage Monkey

Damage Monkey

/ˈdamij məNGkē/

Noun

A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.

Interviews is a damage monkey.

by interviews April 28, 2021

Monkey

Sam panter; aged 20, lives in Colchester

Mmmmm monkey

by AlfieTheCodman September 9, 2020

Monkey Cooties

See 28 Days Later

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."

by LoganberryOnUrbanDictionary June 17, 2025

Douche monkey

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with

(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."

by Dalyena October 26, 2015

Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.

Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.

by Guysemon April 9, 2021

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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

monkey sex gay

when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's

I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay

by PresidentEquation434 April 12, 2023