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ranch monkey 

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza
ranch monkey by Hide- July 20, 2018

project monkey 

A female of any race (usually African American) Whom is very loud and obnoxious in a very unsophisticated way. A female who is ok with living below the poverty line with no hope to change or prosper. A messy female . A ratchet female. A female with no class or home training
You see those girls yo the left screaming to the top of their lungs“Who want a issue” those are project monkeys ,the ladies to your right sipping that belaire laughing at the ones to the left those are black queens.

Ass monkey

A guy who is very hairy and typically likes to fart. He sometimes even throws his shit at you for fun. This is a great insult if you are mad at a particular someone.

German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.
Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

All Monkeyed up! 

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!