God dam he is jack faced
by Dydbdu February 20, 2021
Get the Jack facemug. by prudulentjack August 20, 2022
Get the Jack-Shitmug. 1. Biggest dick in the world
2. Always breaks a girls heart
3. Never is loyal
4. One night stander
5. Fuck boy
6. Fools you
7. Doesn't know right from wrong
2. Always breaks a girls heart
3. Never is loyal
4. One night stander
5. Fuck boy
6. Fools you
7. Doesn't know right from wrong
by TheOnlyOneEver September 5, 2016
Get the Jack Crosbymug. by AlphaHormesis November 15, 2022
Get the Jack in the Assmug. The Best Bar on Richmond Row in London Ontario. Students that go to The University of Western Ontario and Fanshawe College love Jacks because it has no cover and is absolutely awesome.
The line moves fast, and the upstairs plays either house/electronica similar to Deadmau5 on Wednesday nights, and soft guitar music (Beetles, The Tragically Hip) other evenings.
Downstairs Jacks is appropriately Buck Wild, with the top mainstream hits, drunk as hell students, and pool tables. There is a small squished dancefloor where guys grobe and girls all try to escape and dance on boxes from these octopus men.
Be Warned: The two bad things about Jacks are
1) They are strict on underage IDs
2) The bouncers like to beat the shit out of people and exert their bouncer power
The line moves fast, and the upstairs plays either house/electronica similar to Deadmau5 on Wednesday nights, and soft guitar music (Beetles, The Tragically Hip) other evenings.
Downstairs Jacks is appropriately Buck Wild, with the top mainstream hits, drunk as hell students, and pool tables. There is a small squished dancefloor where guys grobe and girls all try to escape and dance on boxes from these octopus men.
Be Warned: The two bad things about Jacks are
1) They are strict on underage IDs
2) The bouncers like to beat the shit out of people and exert their bouncer power
Tanya: Where should we go tonight?
Wesley: It doesn't matter we know we are going to end up at Jacks.
Tanya: True, but Jordan got the shit kicked out of him there the other day
Wesley: Oh Well, he was probably wasted as usual, Jacks is still the best
Wesley: It doesn't matter we know we are going to end up at Jacks.
Tanya: True, but Jordan got the shit kicked out of him there the other day
Wesley: Oh Well, he was probably wasted as usual, Jacks is still the best
by ilovebarslikeachamp December 16, 2010
Get the Jacksmug. Jacks are a simple creature. They tend to automatically be attracted to maddies in some way. Jacks also get along with jakubs although the chance of a jack forming a alliance with a jakub is one in a million. The duo then go hunt for their mates. The jack hooks up with a creature in similar tastes while the jakub picks up a more intelligent creature.
-a dude
-a dude
by InfernoFion November 17, 2019
Get the Jackmug. by Gilba May 6, 2022
Get the Jacked Offmug.